My idea of a madman. He's completely crazy. Hell, he even says that about himself.
One time he spent a whole year in jail up to his execution just because he was mad that he got caught. Stupid pride... He wants to be the world's most famous thief so he goes around stealing big projects, just to get the cops' attention. He went to ridiculous lengths to get a snowcone machine so he could have the perfect beer snowcone. He's broken in to get the Crown Jewels, only to find that too boring and just makes it a distraction so that he can get something more "interesting" instead. He's stolen the Statue of Liberty and the Cristo Redentor statue. Again, not for the purpose of actually stealing either one, but just to be flashy while he stole something else. One time he got his hands on the ultimate formula to make people immune to bullets and fire. And after using it a couple of times, he got the formula burnt and lost it... idiot. [Years later and she still resents that one since she went to extreme lengths to get the formula and he was only "borrowing" it from her.]
And for all of that, he's still saner than most of the people I've met in my line of work.
You seem very rational in comparison sir, I assure you.
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One time he spent a whole year in jail up to his execution just because he was mad that he got caught. Stupid pride... He wants to be the world's most famous thief so he goes around stealing big projects, just to get the cops' attention. He went to ridiculous lengths to get a snowcone machine so he could have the perfect beer snowcone. He's broken in to get the Crown Jewels, only to find that too boring and just makes it a distraction so that he can get something more "interesting" instead. He's stolen the Statue of Liberty and the Cristo Redentor statue. Again, not for the purpose of actually stealing either one, but just to be flashy while he stole something else. One time he got his hands on the ultimate formula to make people immune to bullets and fire. And after using it a couple of times, he got the formula burnt and lost it... idiot. [Years later and she still resents that one since she went to extreme lengths to get the formula and he was only "borrowing" it from her.]
And for all of that, he's still saner than most of the people I've met in my line of work.
You seem very rational in comparison sir, I assure you.